Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 11, 2021

No “Animal Planet”?

Don’t forget the ubiquitous cartoonist!

and the Cavemark channel.

The History Channel is only in Season 1.

Something for a Sci-Fi Channel between History and Food?

I see the Weather and Science Channels are live.

I wonder if any of it was recorded like on the other channels.

Aha. Just what the ancient astronaut theorists had always suspected. The evidence is on the wall!

At least three of em are Cartoon Channels.

2,500 channels later and $100 a month and we still watch the same 5.

What, no MTV!

All brought to you by the Bob Ross network!

Subscriber losses were brutal then.

The food channel is also a DIY channel

But that was PREhistory….

Caveman inhaling a certain herb: Discovery Channel

Good one. How about the Horror channel….ala Saber Tooth.