Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 10, 2021

I’m having inguinal crease flashbacks.

Cent ruin was cunner in the curt nine but only in the cern unit, to the cur, inner?

Jed was shooting at some grub…

got ya and went to look closer…..

why that is not bleeding blood but oil…

Granny made a pizza out of this varmint….

come back tomorrow for a new episode.

He just needs somebody to pet him and then BBQ him.

A Chicken Ain’t Nothin’ But a Bird

Cab Calloway

Album: Are You Hep To The Jive?

Bad encounter with a stab-creature.

There’s no blood loss here! He just needs to be dressed in style and his inner self will explode with joy! Once he’s picked clean, he’ll be on his best behavior and relieved the prickers are no more agitating his arse!

Just put him in the Wicker Man cage, BBQ tonight!

…chick filet advertising model,Lieutenant Sanders, misunderstood…

…he was told the chicks would love him…

…but there is no blood in a good cried chicken sandwich…

…you shouldn’t undercook it that way…

…but if you do…

…just put some Dukes on it…

…yule be all rite…

Too bad it didn’t have a crow’s head. . . then I could call it a scary crow.

I always wondered what happened to the “click here” chicken from the old Frog Blog. Good to see it is doing well.

Bosch … Hieronymus Bosch, white courtesy telephone please.

I hate when someone shoots my chicken fish in the tail.

The laughter that erupts when facing absurdity is the laughter of incongruence, but at least it’s incruent …!

CaFfEiNe and Gaggled

The u looks like a v.

No bub, you’re a pale, incruent wound.

IV’s can be dreadful when the vein rolls and doesn’t play nice.

How do you get out of this chicken outfit?

The schlub wearing the “carne vale” chicken costume, fine though it is, has attracted the slings and especially arrows of outrageous fortune, but all in the vacant regions of the full-bodied chicken suit. And that’s no chicken sh*t!

Felicitations on your incruentance….