Close to Home by John McPherson for April 22, 2021

Can’t spring in a new witness like that.

We don’t know Jack.

Pop goes the witness!

Why do I think that when the crank is turned, a weasel will be popping out of that box? (puzzle on it, fellas). ;D

I want that done at my funeral – just a pause and then have the organist play “All around the mulberry bush ♪♫” while the funeral director inserts a crank in the end of the coffin.

“Objection overruled.”

Just look at the box he came in.

Never quit being a clown, just stop being a weasel.

I was hoping Bleeb might pop-up but I see he’s already out of the box.

Surprise witnesses always pop up when you least expect them!

Who’s the dude in the picture?

As Bleeb observes, it appears as though Darcon is planning to attack!

Hey, “Jack In the Box”. I haven’t thought of that place for years. Now that I’m thinking of it I miss “Bob’s Big Boy” too. I must be hungry because I miss Shakey’s Pizza and Straw hat Pizza too.

Jack-in-the-witness-box.

Pop Goes The Weasel should be reserved for when the attorneys enter the court room.

Bleep waving, waiting for the box to open

Maybe its Jumpin’ Jack Flash!

Let’s see what pops up

Don’t worry – no one’s gonna believe that weasel.

Maybe when Jack pops outta the box he’ll take out Dalcon.

Wanna drive all your OCD friends nuts?

“All around the mulberry bush, the monkey chased the weasel, the monkey thought ‘twas all in fun…………………………..”

Enjoy!

The prosecution decided it was time to bring in the clowns.

And Counsel is leading the witness.

NOOOOO! What if Pennywise comes out?!!??