Herman by Jim Unger for May 01, 2021

If she doesn’t want Vanessa, she would put it in the tank and then run away.

“Sure lady, whatever floats your boat. … … Okay, probably a poor choice of analogy.”

Mating time?

Took me a minute to get it. Thought at first the goldfish in the bowl was one she had picked out for herself and Vanessa was maybe her cat, but couldn’t see a cat. Then realized the goldfish in the bowl is Vanessa. LOL!

She’s choosing from among the pool.

Do you have any named Wanda?

I’ll bet this really happens…lol

Won’t she have to put Vanessa in the tank to choose? Then how will she know which one is Vanessa? If I was Vanessa, I wouldn’t want to come out!

Vanessa the undresser? I guess she could shed her inhibitions.

Wha?!?

Goldfish can get along. Don’t try that with a couple of male Betta splendens, though.

Sure, why not two more…..

She’s looking for her Prince Charming…

Or, her second choice is to fill the bowl with guppies

Arranged marriages.

There’s a whole lot of fish….

Story I heard in University. Some of the biology guys were having trouble getting a couple of rats to breed. After several unsuccessful attempts, they were stumped. Upon hearing of the problem, a girl said, “Change the boy rat”. Problem solved.