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Haven’t been to a barber in 30 years. Five minutes with a #5 blade on the trimmer is all it takes. Remember when things lasted? My mother bought the Sears trimmer in college, right after their wedding – in 1947.
Fritzsch almost 4 years ago
I asked my barber how old you had to be to get the senior discount. He replied “Bald”.
Caldonia almost 4 years ago
I guess he couldn’t find any hairs? On a bear? That’s a bit strange.
Zykoic almost 4 years ago
Some of my surviving old hippie buddies* have pony tails and are bald on top. I ask them from time to time “What’s under that tail?”
*The Mary Jane and Bengay crowd now….
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
You don’t have to trim a dead tree ;-)
UmmeMoosa almost 4 years ago
That red and white cylindrical thing always makes me crave candy because it reminds me of candy cane.
Gent almost 4 years ago
Eh? The bearheaded ones are bearly bald.
Doug K almost 4 years ago
The Finder’s Fee here would be for …
… the “leftovers” found in his mustache.
ksu71 almost 4 years ago
They find it elsewhere. It leaves your head and somehow migrates to your nose and ears.
david_42 almost 4 years ago
Haven’t been to a barber in 30 years. Five minutes with a #5 blade on the trimmer is all it takes. Remember when things lasted? My mother bought the Sears trimmer in college, right after their wedding – in 1947.
exness Premium Member almost 4 years ago
When my husband would say “I need to get a haircut”, I would ask, which one? Now, he forgets that he has hair to get cut.
ctolson almost 4 years ago
That’s why I have my wife cut my hair; it’s cheaper.
tcayer almost 4 years ago
Umm… they have FUR! ALL OVER them!
kaycstamper almost 4 years ago
My husband thought he should get a discount because he was missing so much hair. When he mentioned it, the barber just laughed.
CynthiaLeigh almost 4 years ago
What’s hard to find? Dude is covered in fur.