The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for May 07, 2021

Gladys forgot her canines ready to bite Brutus.

Well, you can…..but it shouldn’t feel like a toothache.

It’s probably just the cavity between her ears.

Aren’t you supposed to take them out at night?

When you get old. everything hurts. Even body parts you no longer possess.

Has Mother Gargoyle got up on the wrong side of the bed and is wearing the wrong pair of dentures?? Tune in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion of — The Born Loser!!

/SMIRK/

You can get a cavity when one pops out of the plate.

Misfitting dentures. Time for a replacement set with titanium stud posts.

I’d say that you are Brutus’ toothacke, Mother Gargoy…er…Gargle.:/

Yes you do have a cavity. Between your ears.

One can get a cavity in one’s dentures. The difference is it’s a lot easier for the dentist to work on it, and better still, no novocaine!

Does she wear her dentures to bed?

“May all your teeth fall out of your head, except one! There you should have a toothache!” – Ancient Yiddish curse

Root Canal time.

She just bit her tongue while sleeping – yap yap yapping all night and thinks it’s a toothache.

No but you can get gum pain. Looks like some of Brutus’s family genes might be rubbing off on the Wicked Witch of the East…..

I didn’t know someone might feel phantom pain from extracted teeth.

Don’t you take them out wherever you go?

This sounds somewhat biblical to me, it’s not the first time that pain has been caused by the jawbone of an ass.

Now this is truly enlightening! Mother Gargle makes her son-in-law look like Einstein!

Probably just a strain from yapping too much.

As much as no one likes Mama, I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt on this one, and assume her brain isn’t working at full power yet because she hasn’t finished her first cup of coffee. I can relate to that.

As Soupy Sales said on his kiddy show. “Be true to your teeth. Else, they’ll be false to you!”

Clearly a case of impacted dentures

It is probably her fangs growing in.