Herman by Jim Unger for May 13, 2021

If money were brains, you’d have to gey a loan for a cup of coffee – Cheers, Molecule mind – Red Dwarf

Maybe he needs the audio version of this book.

He’s already taken a big step, asking a key question. But the next steps are going to be difficult.

“No, sir, it says ‘A Beginner’s Guide to the Flensing and Butchering of Large Mammals: Vol. 1, Antelope — Cougar.’” I believe what you want is upstairs in the ‘Books for Dummies’ section."

Yes – and the price says $99…

ok, here’s what’s going on. he wants to help someone who can’t read but left his glasses at home and can’t make out the words.

The setting is remarkably unclear.

In the annals of poorly-considered self-help books…

Better get the audio book.

He’s off to a good start.

Says “If you touch this, you’ll get poison ivy.”