Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for May 10, 2021

P1: Pretty tough to strike anyone out with no seams on the baseball.

P3: Coach still giving the take sign after the home run.

So, who won in the Milford / Crockett game? Apparently no one cares, so let’s just ignore the final score and then say nothing whatsoever about the next two games, and it’s on to Tilden! Since apparently the Milford baseball season isn’t even worth talking about, let’s move on to the really exciting competition – how’s Able Burrito doing in the Library Board race?

Who wears bright red uniforms? So UN-Gil. Where’s the fire, Chief?

P2 Zane(y) meltdown that started on the mound continues on the bench as GilPa works his coaching psychobabble voo-doo in a weak attempt to self rationalize putting the three year no-show in the starting lineup

The real surprise is that the Moon man only mentioned it in passing during a game “broadcast” and hasn’t used that fact to mount an incompetency case against GilPa and petition for his removal as coach and AD among his three daily listeners

Milford manages to get the lead, despite Gil and Katz’s coaching

P3- Gil wear his powerful Mach 5 grease monkey outfit and coaches 1st base? Who is coaching 3rd? Kaz or CK? Good to see Milford has some pop their bats. R & W should slip a few more names in this plot like Phil Delphia, Dee Troit and Al Lanta.

God, how we ate Tilden.

Still no shiny floor. Mopman Held Hostage: Day 25.

Sat strip shows gilpas team wearing green and black, todays strip-supposedly the same game-shows them wearing all red uniforms

Missing games, no final scores, no CK, no Moonman, no floors. I think giving this strip a score of 5 out of 10 is being very generous.

The is one short porch in left. I don’t Eldrick’s homer is going to hold up!

P1, Insane Zane was busy thinking about the ol’ up and down with Katy.

P2, Well, now the uniforms are back to their normal colors but what’s with the brown hat? Or is that supposed to be a glove?

P3, Who couldn’t hit one out on that field, and is Gil coaching second?

I know that I wasn’t alone hoping that Milford would play against Tubbs following the Crockett game.

Those are the ugliest baseball uniforms ever.

P3: Coach helpfully pointing out the next base…not sure what he will do with no second base coach.

Uniforms changing colors during the same game, a mysterious appearance of a brown Milford cap. We thought the hair color changes were bad, they’re really taking it up a notch, trying to drive us crazy.

And speaking of crazy, you’d be crazy not to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp – https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/