Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 15, 2021

Cuing Full-Sized Rip.

Why not tell IM there is a ginormous bounty on Jenkins, alive, in Starlight and then sit back and enjoy the show! As an insider, I’m sure Jenkins could do a few things to ensure IM’s clean get away with Jenkins in her company.

An anagram of “full-sized Haywire” is “Whiz surely failed.”

As long as Sopapilla doesn’t run away with him. The haywire masculinity couldn’t handle two hot women being seduced by Prince Portly.

Jenkins is reminding me of the henchman character from Venture Brothers. ( What was his name?)

Ka-REMORSE!

Listen to the booming voice the background. It says “Doooon’t You Believe It!”

I know, I know, I didn’t want there to be to many to’s in the third panel, either.

Perhaps there is a cause for Jenkins’ mysterious attraction for Haywire Babes.

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I trust Jenkins about as far as I could throw him, and with all those chimichangas in there, that’s not very far at all.

Um…is not there a plus size Haywire out by the boat?

KA-FULL SIZED ONE!

Jenkins appears to be sincere, but I don’t think RJ should let his guard down.

Pancake up Sweet Cheeks! Time to earn your Haywire badge!

Don’t forget Uncle Panama. If he can change, then perhaps there’s hope for Jenkins.

Who would’ve thought overdosing on chimichangas could make a SKULL agent see the light?

It’s a good thing Rip is headed down there to Grande Perigo…but he’s sure taking his sweet time.