Bliss by Harry Bliss for May 21, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    It’s all in the throat

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    danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You either got it or you ain’t.

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    blunebottle  over 3 years ago

    You mean as in “woof my cookies?”

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    You just did, cat.

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    Pedmar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The sequel to this is in today’s Non Sequitur.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well first you’ve got to get in the mood. Stop lying around all day watching birds, and start chasing squirrels.

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    Breadboard  over 3 years ago

    Are you sure you want to do this ?

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    “First, you have to locate your ‘inner dog’…”

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    Nyckname  over 3 years ago

    Two mice are being chased by a cat. One of them turns around and barks at it, scaring it away, then turns to the other mouse and says, “Sometimes it really pays to be bilingual.”

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    Banjo Gordy Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Cats can ‘woof’ but it sounds more like a ‘bark’.

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    First, Grasshopper, you must learn to “arf”.

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    mountainclimber  over 3 years ago

    Note to the artist: The trees are so regularly spaced as to appear planted. It’s interesting how the human brain notices unnatural patterns.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Why is the cat purple?

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    I did have a cat who would make a series of short, clipped meows in the same situation where a dog would bark.

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    prrdh  over 3 years ago

    “I can teach you the words, but I don’t know if you’ll ever get the music right.” (Apologies to Mark Twain).

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    A parrot in a near by tree begins to mock the both of them.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 3 years ago

    That’s a very classified operation, you aren’t cleared for it.

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    thejanith Premium Member over 3 years ago

    We actually had a cat that tried to bark. He wasn’t very good at it, but he sure tried! We brought a baby kitten into the house with two grown-up dogs. They treated him very gently, and he soon figured out that he was a dog, too. Yeah, he was wrong, but that’s how he saw it. When the dogs ran barking to the door, Rumble would run around going “Whff! Whff! Whff!” At first we thought he was sneezing and then we figured out that, no, he was honestly trying his darnedest to bark. It was pretty funny.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Just say ‘no’ to the ‘Woo’. VERY irritating baseball game ‘tradition’.

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    NWdryad  over 3 years ago

    I want to freak out the neighborhood dogs.

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    sandflea  over 3 years ago

    OK. But you teach me how to purr and meow.

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    willie_mctell  over 3 years ago

    “Start with ‘wrr.’”

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    cheap_day_return  over 3 years ago

    Tell ya what, buddy! Nibble on a couple of these toadstools over here, and we’ll bark together!

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    PuppyPapa  over 3 years ago

    Have you mastered the warp?

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    SemperFiMac  over 3 years ago

    It seems to work for fish too:https://youtu.be/h42Vsea1rmU

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    6th Billiard Ball Student  over 3 years ago

    Prior to learning how to WOOF, you need to build a foundation, set up a housing frame and then you learn to WOOF your dwelling.

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