Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 12, 2021

Hopefully, he did not consume too many “leeks”.

Check the lobby for potted plants.

Bummer. Literally.

Urine trouble now!

You’re in for it.

That’s got to be a health code violation in some jurisdiction.

I also think it’s telling that the sign immediately adjacent to the offending directive is the one for the lobby. That is certainly where I would be “headed.”

How unfortunate.

Ever dream you had to go, like real bad, and every time you found a secluded spot, suddenly out of nowhere, somebody shows up, every time ?!

better go home since he can’t go big…

I’d be pissed.

During the pandemic this has been true at a lot of places. Washrooms are for staff only. Makes it really difficult when you have to travel and are on a medication that can trigger the need to go with little to no notice and you need the rest room immediately.

Should’ve worn a darker suit.

Well, sorry but I would be going outside to pee in the bushes…..cause when I gotta go….I GOTTA GO!!!! If you know what I mean!…..

After the Champaign toast, the Metformin gave notice.

Hold my beer!

Happens to me all the time – you know; always wearing a tuxedo?

Less of a problem for a guy than a woman, tho.

Biffs potty rental.

Short party.

A real problem with the COVID.. a lot of the dependable places like McDonalds have closed their toilets.

That smacks of carelessness.

There’s always the punch bowl.

Stairwell, maybe a couple of floors down?

Judging by the crowd in the other room, the level of desperation for relief is in inverse proportion to the availability of free booze.

Unless the door is locked it’s not a real problem.