Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 06, 2021

Whenever I land here, I want to land anywhere else..

It would be inappropriate to mention what I sometimes do while watching TV alone.

…asking for a friend…

…what exactly is watching Tv, now-a-days?…

…where does tablet begin and Tv end?…

…are you watching Tv when you are peddling on your Froglandia 3,000?…

…is a clip on Facebook of Lassie saving the day Tv watching?…

… is your door bell camera showing your neighbor mowing over your tulips watching Tv eventhough it is on your PC’s monitor?…

…does The CW even count as watching Tv?…

…does hearing a noise outside so you look over at your neighbors house only to see her watching you watch Tv with her binoculars count?…

…does appearing in Froglandia court remotely count at all?…

…just asking for a friend…

Only the Ysk county hairdressers knows the truth. Paid listening is an art

At the blog, that young lady with the “Do I make you look fat?” tee-shirt… Honest question: both her sweatpants and bikini bottom are tied below the widest part of her hips. How in the name of Mogg’s maiden aunt do those things stay up? O.o

Bizzy hands, bizzy mind….I can read a book and watch TV at the same time!

I stopped listening years ago.

Oh man. How often has that been true in our lives? For me, at least twenty hundred.

Last time I tried to sneak a durian past security, there was hell to pay. And yes, I paid it.

I love the tee shirts on the Blog! Mine would say, “Don’t Tell the Darwin Awards People About Me!”

Except, perhaps, eat a durian…

The art of conversion … er … conversation … maybe with a tad of conservation mixed in, out, or up …!

Something. Anything. Please!

I don’t watch TV. I will do just about anything else.

It’s not easy, being the Other Slug in a household with a TV-addicted Sluggo….