Close to Home by John McPherson for May 19, 2021

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    Now that is a desperate get away!

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    admiree2  over 3 years ago

    So she went to his apartment and then into his bedroom where she used his sheets to exit via a third floor window? Kind of elaborate compared to using the prearranged cell phone call from the girlfriend.

    Well Agent 99, I missed the humor by that much.

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    Its just me  over 3 years ago

    The jokes seems to be dark today.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Fixed dates lead to a blind ally

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    Technicholls  over 3 years ago

    Bleeb? Where’s Bleeb? Was he her date???

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    At least she didn’t have to chew her arm off.

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    Hmm sneaking out the window using BEDsheets certainly means you were looking for a type

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So, if your blind date sneaks out a bathroom window who is the loser?

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So, THAT’S what happened to my blind date…..AND my sheets!

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    Pickled Pete  over 3 years ago

    Oh lordy, when did a first and blind date start with being in his apartment?

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    comixbomix  over 3 years ago

    So, who escapes out a window and, while they’re shinnying down a rope and making a phone call, also manages to politely almost close the window behind them???

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Dang it! I left my car keys up there!…

    … I’m sure gonna miss that car!”

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    Welp… it’s day number three of 2011 reruns, so the Toonulator… the Tunagrader… um, MacPherson must be in the Bahamas, burnin’ a few o’them well earned vacation days, ‘cause he sure as heck ain’t over here repaintin’ my curb numbers!

    So, as always, we are left to entertain ourselves, and my morning Red Bulls are generatin’ some serious caffeine induced silliness!

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    One hand rappelling, very impressive indeed…..

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Pretty kind words considering he must’ve locked her in a room!

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    I knew that he’d leave you hanging.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    And that’s why you meet on neutral ground on the first date.

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    JoAnneBakeman  over 3 years ago

    I don’t get this. Someone please explain.

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