Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 26, 2021

First! Is that good news?

Better they are Free then Mandatory?

Welcome to 2021

Is the news EVER good ?

The Fink will have vendors selling Oxytocin and other strong pain killers when he begins talking about increasing the middle class taxes to offset the modest tax cuts to the lower class and deep tax cuts to his supporters and top 1% income earners.

International news are HARDLY EVER good.

The bad news is stores are experiencing a shortage of hygiene products so social distancing is still recommended.

Any speech by the King is good for the King, bad for the peasants!!

I’m surprised that the EPA hasn’t levied a fine for excess hot air being produced and contributing to global warming, from all the King’s speeches.

Biden speech, updating everyone on what a train wreck he is.

I never realized the peasants’ cloaks were different colors. I just assumed they were all gray. I mean, of course they were gray when the strip was in black and white…but I just assumed they were really gray, as a symbol of the Kingdom of ID’s bleak outlook.

Maybe the King’s speech would be better if it were delivered by Colin Firth

looks that way.

More taxes, eh.

It’s the John Stankey show- where you take $85 billion & turn it into $ 43 billion…after you take $68 billion & turn it into $14 billion

The Free antidepressants are part of the free health care program. The King’s speech is about more taxes, to pay for the free health care program.

Id apparently abounds in entrepreneurs.

Finally! Health care that is both appropriate and affordable.

Those should be required before watching the nightly news.

The good news, everybody gets a free vaccine. The bad news everybody MUST get a free vaccine.

The news from dictators is never good news.

At least he is prepared….

what if it is new