Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 29, 2021

Why leave now??! Enjoy the jocularity, you might laugh yourself to spilling some “secrets!!”

/SHMIRK/

Pull a spoon from the drawer. (From Robin Hood Prince of Thieves) “Why a spoon cousin?” “Because it’s dull you twit! It’ll hurt more!”

Dirk has to listen to a higher authority.

Well, you could just use your hands, ya know.

Hmm, Brewster’s made of harder stuff. Cardinal Fang — fetch… the comfy chair!

Maybe find a salad spinner and mesmerize Brewster!

Doesn’t take much!!

This is what he gets for expecting Mrs Stormtrooper to do everything in the house.

Groucho: Where are your tongs?

Harpo and Chico stick out their tongues

Groucho: Looks like a tong war.

The threat of a corkscrew up the nose would be more intimidating.

Maybe the ‘good scissors’?

Are those tongs made in China? I hear that Chinese tongs can be pretty dangerous.

He doesn’t need the tongs, Brewster would fall for the “Got your nose!” trick…

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Send mom to the movies.

Bad idea, going to the “junk drawer” — at least that’s what I tend to call the drawer where we keep a lot of the miscellaneous kitchen tools. Of course, if he went into the drawer where Mom keeps the good knives, she wouldn’t let him use those either. Like any good mother, she’d have rules against him playing with them.

I love how the mom lets him be a henchman

Does Mother Stormtrooper dress like her son?

It’s chilling to think that Earth may escape utter destruction only because the enemy is stupider than the defender. I guess we’d better take what we can get, fellow humans.

Go out to the garage. A pair of pliers, blow torch, hammer and nails, is really all you need.

“You know your problem, Rocket? You’ve never had anybody give you the Aunt Jemima Treatment.”

I give up, what’s the “Aunt Jemima Treatment”.

They’re from Dr. Tong’s 3-D House of Salad.

It’s a really scary movie, boys and girls!

Unusually bright move on Brewster’s part in that last panel….and that stormtrooper might actually fall for it!"

Best not to cross Mom when it comes to her batterie de cuisine.

Make Brewster eat mom’s cooking.

Let’s hope Brewster manages to escape before this stormtrooper finds the Corkscrew.