Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 29, 2021

For an extra $250 an hour, he can give you the friend experience.

Ultimately, friends are just people who can hurt and betray you more effectively than most.

So when do the Mr. Butts ‘toons end? I’d like to come back to this sometime…

His filter’s showing!

I’ve never heard a more concise definition of what a lawyer is.

That hothead is always making an ash of himself.

Lawyers and lobbyists – hire the best “friends” you can afford.

We are exposed to Mr. Butts bottom. My world is a sadder place. …sigh

Is that Mr. Butt’s butt?

A real friend is a person who will tell you to go to hell … and mean it!

Cover up your privates Buttsie. This is a family strip

“Wait, does this mean my therapist isn’t really my friend, either?”

Dude, cover up, we can see your filter!

Worst of all, the part that everyone’s complaining about is where you put your mouth!!!

“A friend isn’t someone you use once and then throw away. A friend is someone you use over and over again.” — Eliezer Yudkowsky.

Dear Lord! Panel Four should have been censored!

How do I remove this from comics I follow?