The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 01, 2021

No s**t?

Can you fertilize with dog excrement? Sounds like a crappy idea to me…

Some front yards become mine fields!! Some don’t care, or wait until the duty is passed on.

It’s great for growing Dogwood.

Not good as fertilizer.

I bet they get pooped after picking up all that stuff!

My son’s HOA required DNA tests of all resident’s dogs and cats so the HOA could fine offending pet owners if the droppings were not picked up. All cats were to be leashed when walked!

No sh*t!

This is such a bunch of sh*t! Lol

Not house broken?

The sequel that Walt never made, Dalmatian 2 -The ($)cent of $uccess.

Scott Hilburn’s been using this ugly new font for about a month now. I can’t imagine what inspired him to adopt it.

Knew a guy who did landscaping. I hadn’t seen him in a while. The next time I saw him he had a t-shirt that said,“Chicke Sh** Happens.” He was making millions collecting chicken poop from poultry farms and selling it to farmers for fertilizer.

That carpet looks awfully clean.

I think they already did that, it was part of Mad Max 3, but with pigs; and the dogs are not golden geese, they have to eat and the food costs money

We live on a corner property and most people pickup after their dogs. It’s the 1 in 20 that makes you want to heave it back at them.

If they take lots of pictures of it, they could be pooparazzi.

Dog poop would make some nasty fertilizer.

A couple of points of interest. One is their bags are full but their scoops are empty. And the other is really, the living room?!?

That is pretty bad if they have to use “pooper scoopers” inside!

Entre-poo-neur!

Crap! I’ve being wasting my dogs’ talent

There actually was a straight-to-DVD sequel, just not like this.

Dog “manure” has to be processed to be a good fertilizer.