Sometimes when I glance in my husbands direction, he says What? I say, I didn’t say anything. He says, You looked at me funny. This is my face, I can’t change it.
Mother Gargle, your evil grin is not the same as a smile. It only suggests to people that you have either gotten away with, or are up to something nefarious.
I’m going to (gasp) go with Mother Gargle here. Gravity pulls down the corners of your mouth as you age. The past year of the masks, should have taught us to smile with our eyes.
Wilde Bill about 3 years ago
Yeah, I was afraid of that.
LookingGlass Premium Member about 3 years ago
With that face&smile, Mother Gargoyle could sink a thousand ships!!
(With apologies to Helen of Troy, who it was said, could launch a thousand ships!!)
/SHNARK/
nosirrom about 3 years ago
Mother Gargle baring her teeth is not a pleasant thought.
Baarorso about 3 years ago
Brutus can’t tell (or are you happiest when you’re at your most sour, Mama Gargoy…er…Gargle?). :/
dadthedawg Premium Member about 3 years ago
A face…..that only a mother could love.
flyertom about 3 years ago
Reminds me of the Geico commercial where Joan Rivers asks, “Am I smiling? I can’t tell!”
WLG12037 about 3 years ago
Things would be a lot more pleasant if she would put a bag over her head—if there’s a bag big enough to fit over that helmet she calls hair.
Chris about 3 years ago
that doesn’t look very convincing.
bigplayray about 3 years ago
The best example of “RBF” ever!
e.groves about 3 years ago
Storm clouds gather when she frowns.
rhpii about 3 years ago
Carefully retreat Brutus. Don’t show your back, and definitely don’t show any fear.
Michael G. about 3 years ago
Don’t you wish she was two-faced?
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Turn that frown upside down, Brutus, by doing a Wrestle Mania pile driver head first to her.
preacherman Premium Member about 3 years ago
I suppose it’s no accident that her hair looks so much like a witch’s hat.
Jeff0811 about 3 years ago
Fine then… In that case, must you walk around the house?
CorkLock about 3 years ago
Pity any burglar.
exness Premium Member about 3 years ago
Sometimes when I glance in my husbands direction, he says What? I say, I didn’t say anything. He says, You looked at me funny. This is my face, I can’t change it.
zzeek about 3 years ago
Mother Gargle, your evil grin is not the same as a smile. It only suggests to people that you have either gotten away with, or are up to something nefarious.
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Evil is as evil does. Can’t change a Zebra’s stripes……
hooglah about 3 years ago
One who should always were a mask.
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
If a Gargoyle smiles at you, do you turn to stone?
(ಠ益ಠ)
Spiny Norman Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s called “resting bitch face” it applies to men or women and I have been told I am afflicted.
christelisbetty about 3 years ago
I’m going to (gasp) go with Mother Gargle here. Gravity pulls down the corners of your mouth as you age. The past year of the masks, should have taught us to smile with our eyes.
paranormal about 3 years ago
Careful Brutus! She could be slapping the expression off of your face!!!
Lightpainter about 3 years ago
Doesn’t Brutus realize that witches don’t really smile?
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
A sneer is probably the best you’re gonna get with that disposition.
Buckeye67 about 3 years ago
Brutus, just learn to love her for what she is, an evil, despicable old crone. Actually, I am only kidding about the love part.
megerkey about 3 years ago
Smiling like a shark as it eats a big meal? I think you should walk or run away.
JesseLouisMartinez about 3 years ago
It’s a frown turned upside down
Judeeye Premium Member about 3 years ago
Look at Brutus with a backbone. Now quickly look away. That smile on her puss is bound to be terrifying. :))