Bliss by Harry Bliss for May 31, 2021

The ants will tell you their queen is in charge.

That takes care of his reflection. As for himself though…

Hey, I just found a solution to the tiny concrete ants: brake cleaner. One quick spray and it was total, instant death. And it dries and leaves no residue.

Just what makes that little old ant

Think he’ll move that rubber tree plant

Anyone knows an ant, can’t

Move a rubber tree plant

But he’s got high hopes

He’s got high hopes

He’s got high apple pie

In the sky hopes

It would have been better if it were cicadas instead of ants.

And in the background we hear the Robot Ant Song …..

I too may have 100 billion neurons, the problem is 50 billion of them seem like a cigarette lighter that is out of fuel. You keep trying and trying, and they just don’t get fired up.

sounds like he’s got ants in his pants…

Making it seems that he’s facing the Gi-ants!

If you have an ant problem that simply won’t go away, no matter how careful you are with food, you probably have a minor water leak somewhere.

You are going buggy.

Now get on the phone and call an exterminator.

There ARE Neurons AND Protons. Unfortunately, too many peoples’ brains are charged with Morons!

It always seems like there are more ants than neurons. Or, at least, more ants than active neurons.

One hundred billion is about the number of stars in our galaxy.

Ant Circus ringmaster?

Exterminator?

Ant High School principal?

So not going for quality here?

I used to throw a lot of any killer tiny pellets at a huge ant hill in my old house. When I went out to check on them, they had actually throw the pellets back out! That is when I decided on a regular visit from an exterminator. I was willing to live in relative peace with any wild life, but they were out of hand. I sometimes wondered if maybe they really were an alternate life form. I eventually moved, no clue if they ever gave up and moved also. They didn’t follow me, and for that I am happy.

Then on to the mosquitoes!

What’s being compared is the number of links between the hundred billion neurons to the number of stars in in the Milky Way. Many more than one hundred billion, right? Or maybe I’m confused.

He didn’t know the ants are his his friends. But why are they blowing in the wind?

The human brain is awesome, it functions 24 7, and only stops when we really need it.