Bliss by Harry Bliss for June 07, 2021

They actually have a warrant for the dog.

That ought to break the breathalyzer.

But what if the dog had too many?

I don’t think a dog license counts as a driver’s license.

I was driving through Amboise, at 2 o’clock in the morning, here in France, in my X-Type Jag, I bought in Doncaster, UK…

We were stopped for a routine breathalyser by a local Gendarme…

He handed the breathalyser to my passenger, who proceeded to blow into the bag…

The bag was handed back to him and I drove off…

Why did this happen ?

Throw in your hat and we have a deal ;-)

Nope, you know I only drive Subarus.

That would almost explain that little incident back there…

Dog: “What’s in it for me?”

Is that Karl Malden?

Is “Martin” Steve Martin?

He’s got a gun out already? Just what did you do?

Great artwork. I always look forward to Bliss.

Dang it. Now it will take a week to begin to get funny again.

That never works. The car rocks as you move.

Don’t do it. If they catch you you’ll lose your license and it’s off to the pound you go.

My brother-in-law doesn’t like seatbelts. He got pulled over for something else, and quickly fastened his seatbelt as the officer approached. The officer gave him a warning for his speed or something, and then started to walk away but stopped and turned. “Sir,” he said “In this state the law says you have to wear your seatbelt at all times, not just when talking to an officer of the law.”

Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid

And then he tells the dog: “American Express Traveler’s Checks! Don’t leave home without them!”