If you didn’t learn the lesson of how to Live the right way, you get recycled back here to try again until you do. That’s why the population of the World is no longer sustainable.
Plato’s Republic tells a story about Er, a soldier fallen in combat. He revives with a story about the afterlife. In part of the story, a goddess tosses out lives. The souls of the dead have the opportunity to look over the lives and pick a life they want in their coming incarnation.
finkd over 3 years ago
They just got through with a life ; why would they want another one ?
B UTTONS over 3 years ago
They “survived” a dysfunctional government to reach paradise. Why would anyone want to go back to partisan disharmony.
[Unnamed Reader - 8fee43] over 3 years ago
This joke is a reincarnation of the one from December 22, 2004
dcdete. over 3 years ago
Is it really heaven if you still have to look at fat and balding angels? For all eternity!
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
If they are unsatisfied in paradise, then battling it out for 80 or so years back on Earth could be a viable option!
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
The ultimate recycling.
Chris over 3 years ago
wait, what?
diskus Premium Member over 3 years ago
Low application rate. Might need to offer specific incentives
sandpiper over 3 years ago
A tough choice. Sailing in the clouds or jumping back into the maelstrom.
uniquename over 3 years ago
More like a new lease on life.
COL Crash over 3 years ago
There’s no application process for Reincarnation.
If you didn’t learn the lesson of how to Live the right way, you get recycled back here to try again until you do. That’s why the population of the World is no longer sustainable.
Alberta Oil over 3 years ago
Wonder if they take bitcoin up there?
Jogger2 over 3 years ago
Plato’s Republic tells a story about Er, a soldier fallen in combat. He revives with a story about the afterlife. In part of the story, a goddess tosses out lives. The souls of the dead have the opportunity to look over the lives and pick a life they want in their coming incarnation.
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Do they come with guarantees?
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
Make sure you read the small print on that application, especially the section that covers the what and the where of your reincarnation.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Only if I can write my own script…..