At this point, it would be necessary to explain that at one point back in the 1960s, when air travel was more pleasant and our culture was less politically correct, airline stewardesses were hot. Most stewardesses were young and single. In the media, they were often portrayed as both desirable and attainable.
If you’re old enough, you might remember the joke: A stewardess enters the cockpit of a commercial airplane and asks the pilot, “Coffee, tea or me?” The pilot says, “Whichever is easier to make.”
This is Lynn Johnston’s variation of that joke from the 1960s.
Regardless of who gets it. Tell me how either of them are going to get it back to their own homes ?? The airline is not going to let them take it ! ! !
I have a piano that was my Grandmothers, over 120 years old, that I need to find a new home for. No one takes them any more. Maybe one of them would want it?
I would arbitrate by suggesting they agree to swap the organ from one to the other every year, drawing lots for firsties. The one getting the organ that year does the pickup. It also averts bitterness when the person who has it loses interest and the person who wants it just “sits on it.”
I have a trip to New Orleans planned for November and I have a feeling that I won’t be able to relax for the whole flight due to having to be vigilant for some kind of bad behavior among the other passengers.
Sounds like they never grew up. Their folks should sell everything they aren’t going to keep… and spend the money on themselves. Greedy children deserve nothing.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
Impartial what requests the flight attendant? I think Phil and El need to change seats… if the other passengers are willing to trade.
Johnny Q Premium Member over 3 years ago
“This isn’t arguing, it’s verbal contradiction!”
capricorn9th over 3 years ago
Yes, please, stewardess. Impartial arbitration is what they need.
M2MM over 3 years ago
Wouldn’t be a slap in the face if the parents already got rid of that organ years ago? XD
wjones over 3 years ago
Their arguing is mild compared to now days reality on a plane.
Baarorso over 3 years ago
Let me guess-Phil and Elle will be fighting like this over all the items. :/
howtheduck over 3 years ago
At this point, it would be necessary to explain that at one point back in the 1960s, when air travel was more pleasant and our culture was less politically correct, airline stewardesses were hot. Most stewardesses were young and single. In the media, they were often portrayed as both desirable and attainable.
If you’re old enough, you might remember the joke: A stewardess enters the cockpit of a commercial airplane and asks the pilot, “Coffee, tea or me?” The pilot says, “Whichever is easier to make.”
This is Lynn Johnston’s variation of that joke from the 1960s.
Orcatime over 3 years ago
Subtle.
JonGl Premium Member over 3 years ago
They already sold it or gave it to someone else I’m betting
littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
Perhaps the Grandparents have already sold the pump organ. And did so many years ago, maybe?
Looneytunes65 over 3 years ago
Jeez, how adolescent of them.
DavidHewlett over 3 years ago
Regardless of who gets it. Tell me how either of them are going to get it back to their own homes ?? The airline is not going to let them take it ! ! !
Auntie Socialist over 3 years ago
Can either of them play it?
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Tequila.
Johnnyrico over 3 years ago
Panel 2: Ah, the old “eyes closed while making smug comment” routine..
BJB over 3 years ago
I have a piano that was my Grandmothers, over 120 years old, that I need to find a new home for. No one takes them any more. Maybe one of them would want it?
flagmichael over 3 years ago
I would arbitrate by suggesting they agree to swap the organ from one to the other every year, drawing lots for firsties. The one getting the organ that year does the pickup. It also averts bitterness when the person who has it loses interest and the person who wants it just “sits on it.”
Travis Harden over 3 years ago
Mind your own beeswax cart pusher…
The_Great_Black President over 3 years ago
Elly and Phil, please try to be civil. You people have enough problems as is with the violence and the church burnings.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Nosey
The Pro from Dover over 3 years ago
Mother always liked you best.
mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago
No agreements = sell and give the proceeds to the parents.
JosephShriver over 3 years ago
Never discuss personal affairs in public
kab2rb over 3 years ago
Flight attendant wants to separate the two, they should talk away from the aircraft.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Flip for it……
this is summerdog over 3 years ago
I vote Phil gets it. Anyone else want to vote? No ID required ; )
JodyDickerson1 over 3 years ago
Sell the damn organ. It would serve you both right
Cincoflex over 3 years ago
They should at least wait and check if the organ still plays—that could make a difference in who still wants it and is willing to pay for the repairs.
jbruins84341 over 3 years ago
Think they will take the hint?
Catmom over 3 years ago
I have a trip to New Orleans planned for November and I have a feeling that I won’t be able to relax for the whole flight due to having to be vigilant for some kind of bad behavior among the other passengers.
locake over 3 years ago
Elly is such a brat. She only wants the organ because she knows her brother wants it.
Ukko wilko over 3 years ago
Sounds like they never grew up. Their folks should sell everything they aren’t going to keep… and spend the money on themselves. Greedy children deserve nothing.
CoreyTaylor1 over 3 years ago
There’s a perfectly good reason Phil should get the organ:PHIL IS A MUSICIAN, ELLY DOESN’T EVEN PLAY!
kaycstamper over 3 years ago
Take it.