Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 07, 2021

He’s not predicting, he’s describing.

My comment every morning reporting to work in Seattle. Wasn’t appreciated by the office. They let me go……

Looks like rain? Maybe he is realizing that he is in the Matrix.

Beats going out and getting wet.

He’s an Ace fan.

I don’t get it. The bigger the limb, the safer it is.

It is currently raining in Soddy Daisy, TN. It’s supposed to rain all day. Have fun my friends.

Asking the obvious is a great ice-breaker when first speaking to a stranger, ie “You think it might rain today?” when it is actually pouring down.

Driving in the rain while listening to the radio and the radio host came on and said “Weather forecast says a 10% chance of rain but the windows says 100%.”

Amazing grasp of the obvious on that man.

It must have been a long time since it rained there. Sometimes I feel that way when we’ve had a long dry spell.

Actually looks more like musical notes.

I wish it looked like rain. It’s been bone dry all winter and spring. (Are bones dry?) The creek beds are overgrown with weeds and the reservoirs shallow mud puddles. I foresee another summer of forest fires and smoky air.

Les Nessman, with WKRP’s Eye Witness Weather.