Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 09, 2021

Amazon has really improved its delivering mechanisms

Do they let him have a bathroom break?

And that’s what happens if you perform the Rite of AshKente during lockdown.

Is the Amazon smile really from the nether regions??

You just sold your soul for same day delivery.

Not exactly what you were looking for, huh, Lio?

And the contents are broken.

I know Amazon is evil. That being said, I am a senior citizen on a fixed income. Amazon has the best prices for just about everything I use. Am I compromising my principles? Yep. One does what one has to do to survive.

A one boy cargo cult.

I remember when Walmart was closing small businesses, and we were waiting for someone to do to Walmart what Walmart was doing to everyone else. Careful what you wish for.

He figured out a way to get the package past the porch thieves.

That does explain a lot

Amazon is many things, both bad and good, but magic it’s not…..

So it was Lio who conjured up that demon?

I recently had an order from the large mail order retailer, oops, internet, go from a town 20 miles north of San Francisco to LA on it’s way to my house 35 miles east of San Francisco. I suspect it’s part of the Postmaster General’s plan to improve the USPS.

Bezosbub is going to ascend to heaven in a rocket and take it over.

Not exactly what he was conjuring.

TWO DAY shipping! (If you’ve listened to Lewis Black, you’ll get it)

Smile!

Given that I haven’t seen Lio in WaPo for three days now…

Who or what was sacrificed – his dad’s credit card?

Got the boss evil on the first try.

its like prime yesterday delivery! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA_gwzx39LQ