Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 03, 2021

Have you seen the price of honey these days?

…a little pinch between your cheek & gums…

…all Timmy ever needed was his human playset…

…ice honey!…

…is a song by Lou Reed…

…on this song his backing band is a little known band…

…called Metallica…

…ice honey has been rolling around in my brain for days, now…

…an earworm of which I just can’t seem to get rid…

…Dr. Pincher’s methods seem somewhat more to be be desired…

…this is who I am …

..but not by choice…

…just because my body tells me I have to be one way…

…doesn’t mean I have to be…

…when I was an alter boy I used to wear nylon’s underneath my robes…

…rebel to the end Skipper…

Some cat named Hercules…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZxiw-dhlIY

A waiter must wait on a customer hand and foot.

It’s a custom fit for each and every person…

And the suits lose the first round of Frog Applause™ Owned Bath Mat Factory labor negotiations.

And Kafka was soon let go from his job at the diner. (I know that’s not a cockroach.)

A still from the unreleased sequel to “Them!”

By jove,he’s lost his head! How will he drink his tea with honey now? The buzz around town is that he was swallowed up by a giant beetle who’s been living in his house, waiting for the right time to attack.

Well don’t bother then, I’ll get it myself. No need to bite my head off.

From the Blog: ‘If you don’t talk, Crabby, it’s back in the dungeness with you!"

One way to get ahead … ‘s why they’re called Stag Beetles …!

“Honey?! So you’ve been fooling around with other insects!”

Kids, this is not your father’s Beetle Bailey. Move along now, nothing to see here. While he did enjoy playing with his Mr. Lawyer Head, he had to admit that cancel culture had gone too far. It just wasn’t the same as Mr. Potato Head. Bonus points, however, for being anatomically correct. I mean, how often do you get two heads for the price of one? Oh, wait, maybe that’s just an extra nose. And don’t call me sugar, honey.

Honey tastes awful.

Do come again when you can’t stay so long.

Well, that’s awkward. I’m afraid I’m going to have to give this tearoom a bad Yelp—especially the wait staff, who are very snippy!

… it used to be that the customer was always right…

…but now that the CEOs are GMOed into fearless bugs…

…it’s getting the customers to poop their pants more than then the diaper company is willing to admit…

…and the way they manipulate our eye’s digital readouts…

…it’s not, did I really see that bug chop off his head?…

…it’s more like, bah, I don’t even care…

…besides, the way the giant working bee’s are taking over what’s left of Amazon…

…Amazon is going the way of Sears & Walmart…

…the Froglandia Bath Mat Company is where it’s at…

…though there are a few bugs to work out…

That’s what he claimed was all he wanted, but that beetle knew he was trying to enforce the patriarchy through his “innocent” beverage requests, and she took appropriate action.