The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 11, 2021

Lookout for low BATtery…

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I wonder how Commissioner Gorden notified Batman when there weren’t any clouds in the sky (to reflect the bat signal off of)?

Sorry Commish, got a hot date with Selina tonight.

“Hey Batman. Check out those stars tonight.”

The Caped Crusader can’t be bothered!

His response time is so much quicker since he installed the Bat Mobile app.

Isn’t the toggle direction in the wrong direction?

it’s a lovely, clear night…

I’d turn off Facebook while I was at it Batman. That’s even worse than the bat signal.

Holy Notifications Bat……………….

I always wondered why somebody as rich as Bruce Wayne didn’t hire some flunky to stand outside all night watching the sky on the off chance that the Batsignal would light up. And I guess it was just lucky for Gotham City that no crimes were ever committed in broad daylight.

False alarm?

Put his phone in batplane mode.

During comet Kohoutek, I drove the family way west of Milwaukee to get away from light pollution. Three years later we moved out here, and a decade or two so did light pollution.

Parents need the equivalent of this!

MAYBE, he was trying to bring up the message, and lost the signal……Though a “sigh” would be better than an “Ahhh”

Yes, those notifications can drive you batty.

The last time he responded to the Batsignal, someone tried to sell him an extended warranty on the Batmobile.

Batman: “eh, not tonight.”

Gotham city is in trouble. They will have to defend themselves.