Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for August 23, 2021

My dad used to use the same joke back in the 60’s. He hasn’t grown up much.

cold cold cold cold very very very collllllllddddd its like a blizzard!!! actually I’m not all that surprised.

Don’t worry about it. Leave that to your kids.

To do a complete job, you’d want to get 90-150K separate hairs cut. The barber will give you a package deal.

Dad jokes. Don’t try to figure it out, just keep your mouth shut and let the crickets talk for you.

Never repeat a joke that you don’t understand.

Be worried Miles. Be really worried.

Some guys look better with long hair.

I’m gonna call “I need a haircut.” and “I need a hair cut.” a homophones – words/phrases sounding the same but not having the same meaning (pear, pare, pair).

So for a Mohawk haircut, you pay double, right?

“I need a haircut. Only one? How many haircuts do you think i need? All of them.”

I do need hairs cut

Miles, the punchline is, “Why not get them all cut?”

Ok, here’s the original joke.

“Did you get a haircut?”

“No, I got them all cut!”

BTW, I haven’t had one for a year and a half. I found out I could use my beard trimmer by feel.

look at the first comic strip and look at the current one, WOW what an improvement

Yep, Tauhid has definitely refined his style-looks fantastic now, and also publishing more frequently.

In German, it would be, “Ich muss mir die Haare schneiden lassen.”

I must get my hairs cut.