Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 29, 2021

Try as I may, I’ve never gotten hooked on yogurt. I used to buy it, but it would sit there in my ’fridge until it expired!!

Took me about half a minute to figure it out. Should probably go to bed….

This is FUNNY

WHERE’S the Greek? :D

Not just apples and oranges.

No whey!

Ha ha, love it!

Any of them but the mint! ( I presume that is what it is)

If you spill yoghurt by your kitchen sink, you’ll be into counterculture.

She’s got cute packaging. But her milk!

Reminds of a classic insulting remark about the chosen city of your scorn: The only culture there is in the yogurt.

No Plain Janes in this room.

I notice there’s no zucchini nor kale. But the banana is appealing (look close).

Don’t leave out the Kim Chi.

Would sourdough be welcomed?

The room’s full of fruits and nuts. Looks like plain and vanilla aren’t welcome.

Sorry kombucha, you’re not welcome.

I applaud the exclusion of plain yogurt!

Love it! Thanks for the laugh!

I never even put mine into the fridge… you could say I developed a “counter culture”… (I’ll see myself out!!)

My, they are all so cultured!

My British friend would tell me this joke: “Q: What’s the difference between an American and a cup of yogurt?” “A: When left to itself, the yogurt will eventually develop a culture.”

All those different spellings: yogurt, yoghurt, yoghourt, etc. Cultural variations, I guess.

engaging in cross-cultural interaction…?

Why aren’t they playing cards or board games? Then someone could say ’hey, Yoplait yogurt! LOL!

Activia is not here she’’s stuck in the restroom ;^)

What? No vanilla?

sweet!

That reminds me. Whatever happened to tea flavoured tea and coffee flavoured coffee?Not that I drink either of them