Last Kiss by John Lustig for June 18, 2021

You’ll have it all now and won’t have to work as hard for it.

A) He’s already married, and B) you’re older than his current wife.

She’s a blonde, but ain’t dumb!

A sharp businesswoman knows to cut out the middle man.

And then she could cut the son out of the will.

“But doesn’t the fact that I resemble Zeppo Marx mean anything?”

Make it a family affair.

Won’t they Be Surprised when they learned Dad blew it all on Fast Women and Slow Horses !

The heart wants what the heart wants!

She just revealed how big a gold digger she REALLY IS!

It is beautiful but not worth marrying a guy in an ascot.

And Happy Fathers’ Day to you too, John!

Good idea if ALL she wanted was the money.

My first thought was that they were in Egypt. Those hills look a lot like pyramids.

Wait! Is her name “Melania”?

She could have both and twice the fun.

The guys got a unibrow, beware.

Have a great Father’s Day weekend everyone.

You could, however, my Mother would strongly object. Instead, try my “object “ and wait!

She must not be impressed with the kid’s ambitions…

“Yes’” he said, “That’s True but I think you’d be sorry you inherited an antique organ”…

Cut to the chase. Eliminate the middleman.

You can own the vacation property by becoming the mistress.

These men often look like Tyrone Power or Clark Gable. Good job.