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Never answer the question, “Why do you think I stopped you?” It’s an admission of guilt, usually. If you feel you must, say “To give me a good driver award?”
Yakety Sax over 3 years ago
https://www.buzzfeed.com/craigsilverman/bestworst-excuses-from-drivers-to-cops
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Never answer the question, “Why do you think I stopped you?” It’s an admission of guilt, usually. If you feel you must, say “To give me a good driver award?”
Doug K over 3 years ago
This (your voice) is being recorded for potential future identification.
We want to be able to better picture your face will look like in case there is a “situation”.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Guilty before being charged.
uniquename over 3 years ago
More like, “Grit your teeth…”
Gandalf over 3 years ago
And whatever you do, don’t point a gun at the officer. Never a good idea, but some folk never learn.
Homerville Premium Member over 3 years ago
Good idea for DMV training class. How to talk to an officer.
kathleenhicks62 over 3 years ago
The DMV hires dunces.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
I had been driving some 50 years before my first and only, moving violation. That started with, “Do you know Your headlights are not on?”
Jim Kerner over 3 years ago
OY Gevalt!
The Orange Mailman over 3 years ago
So THAT’S why those pictures turn out like that!
Orcatime over 3 years ago
Preemptive