Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 15, 2022

“As fine a specimen of manhood as he had ever seen.” This script yearns to leave the closet…

Make new friends wherever you go.

And I have a Thoar belly, gimme some breakfast……..

What? Thoar? Now they is has a Marvel crossover?

Wasn’t Tarzan the finest specimen of manhood ever seen? Can there be two?

“I am Tarzan of the Surface. I dig pits.”

Two days ago Tar-Gash was taking Tarzan to meet the Gilaks… Now he’s less than happy to see one?

I guess Tarzan “likes” men, too.

“Make my day, Sagoth.”

So does he have one ugly woman as a wife/queen like the beautiful women rulers have ugly men in these Tarzan strips?

“On the Earth’s surface, I am known as Steve Reeves.”

Steve Reeves emerges from the depths of the cave spoiling that over-sized turkey’s breast. How does anyone know about this “Thoar of Zoram” being a fine “specimen”, none of the ladies have weighed in on this. Perhaps the LBGTQ+ community gave him that “title”?

I am Tyred of Thisplot. Move it along.

They’ll make a wonderful couple

“I am Thoar!”

“Take some athprin.”

h/t Scott Adams

“I am Tarzan of the acey-deucey Apes.”

This is becoming a real sausage fest.

Can this comic strip support two pairs of mighty thews?