Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 23, 2023

Not Ted “Lasso”.

Ol’ Tarz is going to tie them up and release them in the room with the Sneaky Queen. Then he’ll steal the Diamond and beat feet out the exit to sell it and enjoy a life of luxury! Ya gotta admit, it’s a far more entertaining end to this story arc than what we’re ever going to get here!

Ha. Tarzan will ties up em monkeys and shoves em into the pit that they comes from! And he not even has to dig pit for em.

They left out that Tarzan had to hit pause on the apes to have time for all this.

I’m thinking that the apes are tired and out of breath since this is the most work that they’ve had to do in one night in a long time.

Not his first rodeo.

Tarzan doing what he does best ! Can’t wait till tomorrow!

After it’s all over, Tarzan will yell ‘Yee-hah!’, the victory cry of the bullriding ape.

Just what is it that makes an ape ‘prehistoric’?

At the Houston Rodeo we got tie-down roping, team roping and breakaway roping. But if you want to take in some good ape roping, you gotta go all the way to the Hesi-Her Rodeo. I’m just wonderin’ if Tarzan will be able to hang on for 8 seconds…

Burroughs wrote at least one fairly funny Western.

(Or was it Robert E. Howard?)

Tarzan tries to lasso the pillar, forgetting that it goes to the ceiling.

Will anyone ever live to visit and see what’s lurking below in that ape-pit? There’s probably hundreds of those giant apes living in squalor down there. Send Tira down to appease their appetite for whatever……..maybe that will calm them down!

Next: My favorite thing — Tarz bringing’ some pain!