Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 03, 2023

“Maze faze.”

That’s what you get for being asleep on the job……

Be Alert! The world needs more lerts!

She also didn’t tell you about the poison gas. I think she had more interest in sending you down the passage with the poison gas that telling you where the girls were really being held, but you didn’t ask my opinion.

And why does this door have normal hinges when the guys were kept in a cell with the secret doors? (Or maybe the gals simply haven’t found their hidden doors, only Chiram seemed to know to look for it.)

This has been one long night of carrying ons, the guard isn’t the only one drowsy.

Thankfully the Tarzan strips never seem to have alert guards. They are always drowsy or sleeping.

That He-She “guard” is asleep at his post while “the girls” inside are playing Truth or Dare, Hide and Seek, and having a salami-eating contest because they are so bored.

Give the poor guard a break. The way this story line is dragging on, it’s enough to put anyone to sleep…

Odd that the girls needed a guard, but the guys didn’t.

I can’t sneak up with my wheezing and joints creaking. Otherwise, I’d be just like Tarzan.

“In the grip of those mighty muscles, the guard’s last thought was, ‘I knew I should have stopped off on the way to work for some more NoDoz!’”

Crom

And then his lifeless body slid to the floor.