Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 18, 2023

"Trap"pist funk.

Eh but he no look like Tarzan at all.

Hypnotized? Drugged? Dead?

called it

You know, the one you’re supposed to look like!

Catatonic, the Queen had her way with him.

Too much television, I’m telling you.

Chiram is their moral compass.

I wonder if Tarzan suspects Warrick is behind all of this?

Hmm. It would seem that Mr. Warrick is not much of a conversationalist. Or maybe the pace of this adventure has rendered him catatonic. If so, one sympathizes.

What irony! Tarzan kills the very man they were trying to find. That’s the trouble with Tarzan’s “Shoot first. Ask questions later.” philosophy. Then again from behind, maybe Tarzan thought he looked like a cat.

Maybe Chiram’s cousin, Ming the Merciless, put ol’ Bobby Warrick under an hyponotic spell? Or, he could have watched too much of that Super Mario Brothers movie…..UGH!

Tarzan blamed his aggressiveness on steroids and having his underpants pulled up past his navel.

Zombied out?