Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 01, 2023

He doth not “feint” dead away.

Why do they talk like the pilgrims??

De throned. Not too mention motioned away. It’s a crap day right enough…..

And Suten assumed earlier that these were the people of Himm. Who is this Hesi anyway?

“Remain in a prisoner in your quarters.” And, as we’ve seen, every room in the d*mn place has secret hidden doors leading to freedom.

Eh this must be second fastest regime change operation ever.

Suten doesn’t even get a word in edgewise.

P3: “But Tira, Dear, I have the, Mother of Diamonds. Thou art toast.”

And she is going to want to marry Tarzan probably. Or at least keep him as Sargent-at-Arms.

Well Suten certainly wasn’t the one wearing the pants anyways.

I’m sure the citizens of Hesi-Herr approve of the Queen’s wardrobe.

Tarzan said let’s get out of this corn ball place.

Okay, she’s made it clear where the Herr stand. But what about the Hesi?

Very interesting.

Don’t worry, Suten. There will no doubt be a “secret” passage exiting your quarters to facilitate an easy escape. The whole palace is littered with “secret” passages. Just ask Tarzan.

So Tira dumps Suten and her overused hard salami sausage for……Tarzan? Chiram?? D’Arnot??? Possibly the “wedding” will resume and Tira will take Helen, or Letha as her mate….. One never knows what’s going on these days in the perverted He-She kingdom! I wonder if those huge smelly hairy subterranian apes will be her Maids of Honor?

She rules the Land of Herr!

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Tira doesn’t have the diamond; the two guys coming in have it. Doesn’t that make them the rulers?

The takeover ended when he responded, “Hey babe, wanna smooch?”

Tira lays down the Law! But, will Suten go quietly? Is he not revolting?