Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 02, 2023

Feed them “maize”, as there is no escape.

Out of the frying pan……

Bluntly leads to blandly…

Tower of the Sun is the hottest place in Town.

Matching underwear, we know she is telling the truth.

Oh boys. Here we goes again.

Lot of pointing going on. Nobody knows where to go in this place.

When is Otamu going to revolt and take over the kingdom from these two idiots?

I wish she would invite me to her quarters

Tower of the Sun. Penthouse. Lots of windows. High rise. Nice view. Lots of steps. Up Schitt’s Creek! Lost paddle. Canoe sinking. Oh boy! Not good today. Maybe dig a pit. Yes it’s time for a pit!

Nice leopard print panties, Tira! But it does raise an important, albeit uncomfortable question. Tarzan, have you been wearing women’s underwear all this time!?

Trustworthy?

Uh……….

There’ll be some hot times in that tower of the sun when Tira, Helen and Letha show up wearing flimsey tops and bottoms carrying lots of hard salami and sausages! OoooLaLa, By Buddah, Pie Jiminey, Sacre Bleu, and…….of course Oy Vey!!

ERB: Blandly!

Editor: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Oh, that Tira! Tsk tsk….