Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for June 25, 2023

Tie a yellow “gibbon” round the old oak tree.

“Gimme a lion to fight and a crocodile to wrestle instead…PLEASE.”

It’s getting to suff. souf, suaf…….posh…..

“…and this is how me killed me hundredth lion in me jungle”, says Tarzan as he plunges his knife repeatedly into the stuffed lion toy as horrified kids continue screaming in sheer terror amidst several destroyed stuffed toys.

Pre-school/day-care for “the best families in Paris” and the manager is the only adult on duty – and will assign a foreigner who just stepped in off the street to watch them? Not as realistic as the gorillas with machine guns or the Trump clone wanting to turn part of Manhattan into Africa-land.

This strip really makes me feel like Tarzan. I too, don’t understand the dialogue or what’s going on.

Me flabbergasted. cue Tarzan yell

To be fair, Tarzan and Jane did raise Korak right.

Paul resembles the devil.

Tarzan is may be thinking of the Stealers Wheel song, Stuck In The Middle With You.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjoqBaW6OMk

Is that M’sieur Barney in the last panel?

And the richest families in Paris are getting robbed by cat burglars? I’m starting to suspect something here.

School of Little Apes, gee I wonder what the big surprise is.

Don’t want to be picky, but it should be “Je suis enchantée”.

Absolute worst “Tarzan” story ever! More like a family sit-com from the 70’s…..UGH!!

Tarzan adores kids. Especially with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

“Tarzan”: “sucker” in the Feminine Tongue….