Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 15, 2023

“Rage” in the machine is his downfall.

“….following up by breaking his arm in 36 places.”

Who says Tarzan can not show restraint?

His one arm against Tarzan the one man arm-y!

He’s better than Rambo and carries less hardware.

Tarzan whined and complained and didn’t want to go when his mom Kala made him take all those Karate, Judo and basic street fighting classes when he was just a little monkey. Look how it all paid off.

Grasping his what, he did what?

All that and Tarzan isn’t even breaking a sweat!

Witness the mighty brought low .

What a jerk…off.

Uh-oh, thews a’comin…

Just keep on a dancin’ with this creep, Tarzan! Knock him, block him, kick him where it hurts! A fine Lord of the jungle a$$whuppin’, yowsa!!

Tarzan then put his foot in Kemnaru’s armpit and pulled the arm from its socket and began to twist, slowly.

Grimly, Tarzan pulled Kemuru’s arm off and beat him with it.

Ruh roh. Time for Kemuru to experience the Kerchak special. Snap crackle pop go the cervical vertebrae, and then it’s off to the next life for you, Kemuru. Thanks for playing!

This is why no one messes with Tarzan.

The strip will pause for the next two weeks, because the writer is gaming out the fight per D&D 3.5, and it’ll take that long to figure out the grappling rules.