Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 04, 2023

This maniac & her “deranged” marriage ploy is doomed.

Control freaks anonymous. See boys and girls, this is what happens when you don’t get a good breakfast……

Them pointy little spears no match for Tarzan’s mighty knife.

Come on get civilised. Stop growling your commands and speak clearly.

Thrust home? I pity their wives and children at home when those spears come in.

Looks like Merala pre-dated Madonna with the pointy-boob look.

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign. Do this don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?

Tarzan better call the elephants or something. This is getting out of control.

Wait, that M’lunga guy is still around? I thought he’d already been publicly owned by Tarzan. I would never thrust my spear home at the order of a guy like that.

“Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.” – William Congreve (Though I doubt Merala loved Tarzan)

Tarzan: “Oh, yeah? I have a surprise for you”. Tarzan lures the guards to the spot where he dug a pit earlier…

Such macabre violence .

Tarzan said, so much for that idea. And it worked so well at the Barbie movie.

Time to show off the rack of lamb.

Good old hairy and smelly M’lunga blindly follows Merala’s harsh orders in hopes ofscoring points with sex-starved Queenie. Well folks, the you-know-what is about to hit the fan and breakfast has been temporarily cancelled, how bad can things get?

“Oh, spear me the threats, Merala…”

(≖_ʖ ≖)

Tarzan makes a guest appearance in “Bound and Gagged” here on GoComics.

M’lung uses some killer mustache wax

Merala, you sweet talker, you. How could anyone not love someone so nice and considerate?