Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 19, 2023

If it goes through the high priest and hits the wall. Would that be a sword in the stone?

Eh they is in cow costume?

Another 3D incoming, I flinched!

Where’s Wong? Always the women.

Butterfingers.

Let’s hope the priest doesn’t fall forward onto the lever!

That silhouette of the High Priest looks familiar . Is it ? Yes it is ! It’s Zorak – Lone Locust of The Apocalypse !

That high priest should have called in sick today, he’s about to be skewered by that giant blade while Betty Boob grills and sizzles! Oh well, nowadays high priests are plentiful and murderous Merala should have no time replacing him. Meanwhile O’Rorke, have you forgotten poor old Saint Dennis who is probably getting plastered at the local gin mill!

Actually, O’Rourke isn’t the He-Man he is trying to project. He really lost his shirt in a poker game on the way to rescue Tarzan.

If anyone has any objections let him speak now or forever hold his peace.

Oooh . . . Tarzan gives with the underhanded fling . That’s a Captain America special right there .

Will the thrown sword kill a lion? I mean, aren’t we about due for another felony on a feline?

He missed, but it was still an impressive throw.

Holy Saint Lawrence!

“They’ve got Betty on that grill!” You won’t hear that in “Frazz.”

Since the BBQ is fired up, Chef Tarzan decided to demonstrate how to make priest kabob.

Tarzan throws the sword—and misses by a country mile. He may be the King of the Apes, but he ain’t no Jack Burton.

Well, at least it’s not a lawn dart. You could really hurt someone with one of those things!

T-Man turns out to be a great sword-thrower, though that is a skill generally not in high demand….