Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for October 03, 2024

Tarzan is much “Quicker” than Silver.

Why is it that the Villain can always outrun Tarzan?

“Lust for wife”. With apologies to Iggy Pop.

Guess what slime ball, is going to be the next scheduled sacrifice to the volcano.

Although, if I were Krator, I would probably erupt at the idea of accepting Erot.

Jst when he was getting all Erot ick, fortunately Tarzan interrupt.

Not the best way to woo a wife there Erot.

Nice knowing you Erot .

So much for the well guarded window.

And the writer throws us a surprise. We all thought Erot would be volcano fodder.

Erot is using his cad and Ruffian super power.

Sewing the victim in a bag before sacrifice? Isn’t that really artificial? Why bother? It would mean you can’t see who…

Oh, that’s the reason.

And we know who’s gonna be in the bag, don’t we?

High time to stick this slimy unshaven pervert Tarzanacus! I might suggest a slow thrust right beween his eyes, or just slit his throat if you prefer…..more blood.

But…But…But ….Look! We may have the Origin of the phrase “Only I Can Save You” that seems to be so popular today

Guard 1: “Wow, a lot of thumping and bumping coming from in there! Erot’s really gettin’ down!”

Guard 2: “And we’d better not bother him until he’s finished.”

Oh, he’s finished, all right! ☺

Later on, “If you’re HERE who was that in the bag we just threw in the volcano? Oh, and has anybody seen Erot?”

Cue Sir Robin’s minstrel…