Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for November 26, 2024

Tarzan is not a “missing link”.

“Wild? I’m absolutely LIVID!”

His first language was Great Ape, his second language was … French! I think English was his third language, although there may have been an African language or two in between (it’s been over 60 years since I read the books.)

White man clean shaved and modern haircut and well combed hairstyle and with clean shaven armpits too. Gee what ever make you theenks he a wild man.

He’s not called Hard-Luck Harrigan for nothing. A lack of observational skills is noteworthy. Another idiot blinkered by greed.

Someone who’d read the story before commented on the stupidity of the arc. I think we all knew it was going to be, but I appreciated the warning.

He can’t deny that it was going to make him rich. This is exactly how Elon Musk started.

Watch out Tarsan, one of those bricks coming out of his trousers might fall on your foot

Harrigan needs to start stroking Tarzan’s sinews again.

Me thinks Hard Luck just Hard Lucked his pants! Smells funny around here, said Tarzan.

Befuddle ? Harrigan is for sure .

Time for Tarzan to give this greedy moron a hard hit, or two with a hard coconut. How’s that for hard luck?

“Oh, I can party with the best of them,” replied Tarzan. “But I prefer Dom Pérignon to rotgut.”

“Only after liquor.”

“Hmmm, my attempt would’ve been counterproductive.”