Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 25, 2024

“Greed goeth” before a fall.

♪♪A Merry Christmas and Many Happy Returns Of The Day! ♪♪

You can promise him anything if you know he won’t be leaving with it.

Why thems is even showing it all to the old goat?

Harrigan ! Tone it down for crying out loud !

Merry Christmas to old Harrigan and all!

And so began the U.S. health industry.

Seems to me that it would take an elephant to carry chests holding that much gold. A cubic foot of gold weighs over 1200 pounds.

Just wait until the “Oak” gets a dose of Hardluck’s magic snake oil elixer and croaks. Those angered A-rab murdering pirates will boil him in some oil of thereown………..

So I stand Harrigan on my own, hand on my chest, asking: “Is it already Xmas?”

Meanwhile, the wounded leader is breathing his last.

“….And he died happy.”

Harrigan: “Okay, the gold’s here, but where’s the frankincense and myrrh?”