Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 26, 2024

Goodbye old “sot”.

Uh Oh!!!

Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched…

the shoe is about to fall

You better hope your snake oil works, Harrigan! Or that Tarzan gets loose in time to save your worthless…!

Reality bites.

Oldy too drunk to saves him now.

The old buzzard is as nutty as a fruitcake .

There’s always a catch!

" … and showered himself with gold"

I thought that was the dancing girls’ job

♪♫ "H – A – double R – I, G – A – N spells Harrigan.

Proud of all the greedy thoughts that’s in me. Many a man can say a word agin me.

H – A – double R – I, G – A – N, you see,

Is a name that a shame always has been connected with, Harrigan, that’s me!" ♪♫

The narrator said rich as Croesus yesterday, c’mon guys get the similes right.

Whenever you think this story couldn’t get any sillier, it manages to both surprise and depress you at the same time.

Old Hard-Luck will make a savory stew for these hungray A-rabs when he’s be boiled in oil once the “Old Oak” croaks!

He’s deliriously happy now, but wait until he finds out that’s nothing but worthless costume jewelry and pyrite!