Scary Gary by Mark Buford for July 10, 2021

Hey Leo, I would also ride a freight train out of town, after that offer!!!

On the road again….Leo went off the rails…again!

“Transylvania, here I comes. Wheeeee!”

allll-a-BOARD….

♫♪ Take the last train to Clarksville ♪♫

Oh Leopold, you know you have it made in the ‘burbs

And somewhere down the tracks, Beatrice is working to derail that train; though I’m sure Travis wouldn’t shed a tear.

Train kept a-rolling all night long

Transylvania, here I come…….

“I pulled my cap down over my eyes, walked along that track. I caught me the end of a long grey train and I never did look back.”

What are they drinking????? burp. :)

Methinks Leopold’s recipe for hobo stew will be a bit different than the traditional.

Assuming the entire “suburb” idea doesn’t disappear sometime between now and eternity. May not be such a fun place after 2063 when WW3 nukes the world. Or 5 billion years later when the sun expands into a red giant and makes the Earth extra crispy.

Thus proving that eternal Vampires don’t exist in our world: If they did, they would have all the money after a few hundred years of proper investing and savings and compound interest.

So… the beginning of a storyline instead of the nearly-standalone episodics?

Interesting to think of Leo as a vampire. You think he is bloodthirsty now? He would be insane as a vampire.

This is one of the few times that I have seen Gary have some type of leverage over Leopold.

Hobo Leopold! We could probably trace his trail across the country by noting the mysterious disappearances of other hobos and the little piles of bones here and there along the tracks!

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