Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 10, 2021

It’s kinda scary to realize Phoebe will be three hours older as soon as they get back to the present.

Which reminds me, it’s pretty convenient that Phoebe happens to be wearing something that won’t look out of place in the 90s.

It’s about “time” they got started. (Get it?)

It’s like George Carlin said. The clock in San Dimas is always running:-D.

Though technically that doesn’t apply to the cast of this comic depending on how you look at it:-D.

I think it must be an effect of the Scott-Fitzgerald contraction…

have a fun journey, Phoebe and Marigold

Yes, Marigold will explain in about 3 1/2 hours when they get back.

Really, Phoebe. You should be used to odd magic rules by now.

If you stay too long, you might return to discover you do not exist.

This is confusing in the most hilarious way

How did unicorns discover that time travel makes your clothes not fit? They mostly don’t wear clothes, so it doesn’t seem like a thing they would have noticed.

So that’s why suits of armor are so small.

But ACKSHUALEE time travel doesn’t work like that because when tachyon particles— Shut up.

Didn’t phoebe promise her dad she would say “energize” when Marigold began the time-travel spell?

Marigold just gave a PERFECT Doctor Who answer in the last panel. The Doctor. Never. Does!