I never could understand how people can be comfortable in tight jeans. I’d fidget and pull at them. Ugh. Nowadays with highly stretchy jeans, I’d think there s no need to downsize for the body forming look but it seems people are still wearing them too tight even with plenty of spandex What? Do they wish for everyone to see their cellulite?
Little Red Riding Hood goes into a jeans store. She tries on the first pair and says, “These jeans are too loose”. She tries on a second pair and says, “These jeans are too tight”. She tries on a third pair and says, “These jeans are just right”. And as Mr Wolf checks her out, he says, “You have great taste in jeans. But I don’t eat girls wearing jeans anymore”. Red says, “You don’t”? Mr Wolf replies, “My doctor put me on a jeans free diet”. And that kiddies is the true story of how Little Red Riding Hood escaped from the big, bad Mr. Wolf.
I’m having the same problem with the pants I’m wearing. 36 fit just fine for years, then one day I bought a pair of 36 pants that needed a belt to hold them up. So I bought 34s. Apparently whoever decided the 36 pants were the size that fit me had the same standards for 34s.
When I was young and slender, I bought some jeans that were so tight that I couldn’t even zip them when I was lying on the bed (as mentioned above). I asked my mother for help, and she replied that if I had jeans that tight, I could figure out how to zip them on my own; she wasn’t going to help me. A pair of pliers helped me out, lol.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
uh-huh
GeorgeInAZ about 3 years ago
Thats how girls want them to fit. So yeah, they’re perfect. No joke.
GirlGeek Premium Member about 3 years ago
I am have the same rule for jeans that I’ve had since I was sixteen, they can be tight but not too tight
capricorn9th about 3 years ago
I never could understand how people can be comfortable in tight jeans. I’d fidget and pull at them. Ugh. Nowadays with highly stretchy jeans, I’d think there s no need to downsize for the body forming look but it seems people are still wearing them too tight even with plenty of spandex What? Do they wish for everyone to see their cellulite?
Baarorso about 3 years ago
How many people are willing to wager that Lizzy will pass out from lack of air the first time she wears these “skinny jeans”? ;/
JCB about 3 years ago
Just wait until they shrink in the wash.
littlejohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
Just wait till she splits the seat of her new jeans when bending over for something.
dlkrueger33 about 3 years ago
Better not gain even one ounce!
VegaAlopex about 3 years ago
I have enough trouble in the battle of the bulge.
zerotvus about 3 years ago
are those her “skinny jeans” or her “fat jeans”????
Johnnyrico about 3 years ago
“Skinny jeans” do not impress me. Never has, never will.
Willywise52 Premium Member about 3 years ago
The Pilsbury Dough-Girl.
Spacetech about 3 years ago
MOM… The Steel Button Popped!!!!
Nala the Great about 3 years ago
If I remember correctly, Levi Strauss made the first blue jeans out of sailcloth for the CA. miners.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member about 3 years ago
Little Red Riding Hood goes into a jeans store. She tries on the first pair and says, “These jeans are too loose”. She tries on a second pair and says, “These jeans are too tight”. She tries on a third pair and says, “These jeans are just right”. And as Mr Wolf checks her out, he says, “You have great taste in jeans. But I don’t eat girls wearing jeans anymore”. Red says, “You don’t”? Mr Wolf replies, “My doctor put me on a jeans free diet”. And that kiddies is the true story of how Little Red Riding Hood escaped from the big, bad Mr. Wolf.
this is summerdog about 3 years ago
They ARE perfect, but I can’t squeeze into them. (next episode…“The one where the zipper blew”.)
Diat60 about 3 years ago
I see that looser jeans are coming back in fashion and this has to be a good thing. Wearers of skin tight jeans should see themselves from the back!
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
Perfect example of female teenager!
Snolep about 3 years ago
Her face looks a lot like her mother’s in the 3rd panel.
ra.peinertjr.md about 3 years ago
Spandex is a privilege and not right!!!!!
Lynnjav about 3 years ago
What a travesty – she’s learning way too young about body shaming
paranormal about 3 years ago
WIT: Woman in Training
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Until your next meal……
Catmom about 3 years ago
There are brands of stretchy jeans that don’t bag out when you wear them, thank goodness. I like mine form-fitting but not smothering.
verticallychallenged Premium Member about 3 years ago
I remember those days…
kathleenhicks62 about 3 years ago
Jeans are the best when to tight to put on, they relax and stretch out as the day goes on.
debra4life about 3 years ago
We used to lie down on the bed in order to do them up.
djtenltd about 3 years ago
They want guys to see their curves.
donwestonmysteries about 3 years ago
Until she washes them and they shrink.
Jan C about 3 years ago
She really does take after her mother, doesn’t she.
MT Wallet about 3 years ago
I’m having the same problem with the pants I’m wearing. 36 fit just fine for years, then one day I bought a pair of 36 pants that needed a belt to hold them up. So I bought 34s. Apparently whoever decided the 36 pants were the size that fit me had the same standards for 34s.
CrazyLady Premium Member about 3 years ago
Lol that was totally me when I was that age! ;)
finnygirl Premium Member about 3 years ago
When I was young and slender, I bought some jeans that were so tight that I couldn’t even zip them when I was lying on the bed (as mentioned above). I asked my mother for help, and she replied that if I had jeans that tight, I could figure out how to zip them on my own; she wasn’t going to help me. A pair of pliers helped me out, lol.
sbwertz about 3 years ago
When I was a kid we bought our jeans, wet them in hot water, and wore them dry! Shrink to fit!
hagarthehorrible about 3 years ago
Wait… tight jeans are not allowed in this part of the eastern world as school dress.