Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 16, 2021

I had one like that.

You gotta get a refill.

“Honestly, I can’t take you anywhere…”

Two pens were not invited to the party.

Six Color Sam, and the guy with the lady in his stomach.

{try to hear it in Popeye’s voice}; “How embarrasskin’.”

They can see your every move, Ralph!

Well, this one is certainly NOT Off the Mark!

Quick! Lend me your whiteout!

“Let’s not BIC-ker now.”

I’m going to the bar to get a refill.

What a Bichead.

He’s dribbling. He needs Flomax.

There’s not even a single pen with top caps. They’re all click toggle pens. Is there no value for diversity among pens?

I hate when that happens….I try to walk an invisible line

Always remember this, Parker® — With great power comes great respensibility.

Hope no one noticed you’re a fine point.

He was just leaving a trail for the cute Sharpie he met at the open bar.

Not only exposed, but leaving a trail.

Comments are all excellent ;—))

Well, now we know who’s responsible for the writing on the wall.

Still better than those old fountain pens that would take a leak in your pocket.

Boy, that happened to me all through high school

In situations like this a fountain pen is always capped.

That is downright embarrassing.

Not a stunner as opening lines go…

After one drink I spilled my guts.

Are we pen pals?