Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 20, 2021

No reviews? That’s odd. They’ve got a scytheable clientele.

All their clients are now off-line.

They’ve got to get those “reviews” before they are gone.

… ‘cause once they’re gone …

Business is dead.

Even ghosts hate the damn things.

Take a tip from Amazon, Alibaba etc. write the reviews yourself.

What would be the point? Everybody is a customer of yours sooner or later. It’s not as if you’re going to lure in people who were thinking of trying immortality instead.

100% effective.

Clients? How did they get clients in the first place??

Maybe you can have someone ghost-write them?

That’s not true. There was one lengthy review by a Signore Alighieri.

Four stars. My reaper was really grim.

Now let’s figure out why we don’t get any repeat customers.

“For some reason our website always seems totally dead!”

these guys are really a couple of dim reapers…