Close to Home by John McPherson for July 16, 2021

Help me Roomba Help help me Roomba

Hmmm, I wonder if that would work!!!

I just figured out that you get no mileage credit, wearing a Fitbit, when you are pushing a shopping cart. I walked all over Target and it said I did 67 steps. That’s how far I walked from the car to my getting the cart. BOO !

“ 3 miles every day, Honey. I don’t know why it’s not working for me.”

Very creative use of technology, Daria.

I’ve heard of robots doing your work for you but I think this is takign things a WEE bit too far.;-D

Roomba keeps walking and Daria keeps drinking….

I think that roomba and peleton would make a cute couple

Bleeb’s waiting for her to put her drink down.

… and also, the Roomba logged three miles thereby making it look as though the entire house was vacuumed as well… GENIUS!

A Martini well earned!

Hey, that’s what the dog is for.

Unfortunately, “Roomba” is now her husband’s nickname for Daria’s backside…

Yeah, my wife puts her FitBit on our dog’s collar and turns him loose in our backyard.

Roomba…boomba…si!

He just couldn’t figure out why the treadmill was so clean and the rest of the house was filthy.

Why? Is the Roomba needing exercise? “Do or don’t do”, Yoda…..

Atta girl!!!

And she had the cleanest treadmill in the neighborhood!

I bet she straps her Fitbit to a fan blade as well.

She needs a dog.

Daria did not age well. I guess dealing with her family, not to mention Beavis and Butt-Head, would do that, though.

Robopeloton.